The showpiece bed at Farmitage, Thunderchief is 48 sq. ft. of pure vegetable muscle. Here's all you need to know about the Chief:
1. He's prettier than you are.
2. Inch for inch he is the most valuable real estate in Logan Square.
3. If the Chief saw a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk he would NOT stop to pick it up. That's how productive he is.
4. There is only one Thunderchief but if there were two, the plural would be Thunderchieves.
5. Do not fuck with the Chief.
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